CHICKS WITH STEVE BUSCEMI EYES

CHICKS WITH STEVE BUSCEMI EYES

I’m sure by now you have seen one of the best and most disturbingly and confusingly beautiful Tumblrs to emerge ever, “CHICKS WITH STEVE BUSCEMI EYES”.

Willow Smith with Steve Buscemeyes. Thanks to so many for the suggestion.
Willow Smith with Steve Buscemeyes.

 

Katie Holmes with Steve Buscemeyes. Thanks to thinklikehands for the suggestion.

Katie Holmes with Steve Buscemeyes.

Renee Zellweger with Steve Buscemeyes. Thanks to Sussana F. for the suggestion

Renee Zellweger with Steve Buscemeyes.

Demi Lovato with Steve Buscemeyes. Thanks to so many for the suggestion.

Demi Lovato with Steve Buscemeyes.

Tegan and Sara with Steve Buscemeyes. Thanks to so many for the suggestion.
Tegan and Sara with Steve Buscemeyes.

 

Brad with Angelina with Steve Buscemeyes.
Brad with Angelina with Steve Buscemeyes.

 

The Spice Girls with Steve Buscemeyes. Thanks to so many for the suggestion.
The Spice Girls with Steve Buscemeyes.

 

Michelle Obama with Steve Buscemeyes. Thanks to so many for the suggestion.

Michelle Obama with Steve Buscemeyes.

Marilyn Monroe with Steve Buscemeyes. Thanks to so many (but especially brassgadgets) for the suggestion.
Marilyn Monroe with Steve Buscemeyes.

 

Christina Hendricks with Steve Buscemeys. Thanks to so many for the suggestion.
Christina Hendricks with Steve Buscemeys.

 

  • Brit Brit with Steve Buscemeys.

And I’m sure that you, like me, immediately think of a thousand things you want to make ugly by splattering Steve Buscemi’s puffy peepers on and laughing at his expense! But then you realize you have no photoshop skills and yearn for the good old analog days of non-electric scissors, tape, and Arsenio Hall. Well, guess what? I FEEL YOUR PAIN! And so like the true martyr that I am, I adopted the punishing task of accurately recreating the bulging beauty of Buscemi’s headlights in accurate measurements and perfect detail for you Photoshop-illiterate antiquated Encino-men to physically print out, cut out, and TERROR-EYES PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE (or, as those crazy futuristic computer whizzes refer to it as, IRL)!

So go nuts, run to the grocery store, take your drivers license picture with it, make a sleep mask, or spend that last day at Coachella freaking the fuck out of people with your new demonic paper eyes! But most importantly, in the name of the man who’s the reason I watch Fargo 4 times a month, HAVE FUN! Cuz we did.

(via eyesuckink.com)


CLICK HERE FOR A PRINT-READY VERSION OF STEVE BUSCEMI’S EYES. PRINT, CUT, & HYPNOTIZE!

OR CLICK HERE FOR A HIGH REZ VERSION FOR YOU PHOTOSHOP-ELITE FUTURISTIC ROBOTS

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